Welcome to Ben's Extraordinarily Out-of-date Webpage


A typical scene from Mrs. Cotten's English Lit class, sometime in high school


You won't find a whole lot on this page. Here's some pictures I've taken. And if you're REALLY procrastinating, check out my very first webpage on Terraforming Mars , for my graduate planetary atmospheres class.

My cousins Natalie (left) and Caitlin (not left) sent me this. Hi guys.


New Year's Eve 2000 at Kurt Behn's house. 


Long live squelch.